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══ GENERAL DISCUSSION ══
@BathroomPhilosopher 01/15/95 14:32
Re: Best reading material for the throne?
I've been bringing my copy of "War and Peace" for the past 6 months. Only on page 47. The bathroom is the only place I can truly focus on literature. Anyone else have book recommendations?
[ 23 replies ]
@SerialFlusher 01/15/95 11:08
Poll: How many courtesy flushes is TOO many?
At work yesterday someone flushed 7 times in one session. Is this excessive? I feel like after 3 you're just wasting water. Please vote: 1) One is enough 2) 2-3 is acceptable 3) Flush as needed, no limits 4) I don't believe in courtesy flushes
[ 156 replies ]
@GhostWiper99 01/14/95 22:47
Just achieved the legendary ghost wipe
After years of trying, it finally happened. Clean on the first wipe. I feel blessed. Is there a support group for peaking this early?
[ 89 replies ]
══ TIPS & TECHNIQUES ══
@ProPooper 01/15/95 09:15
The Squatty Potty technique (NO equipment needed)
You don't need to buy anything. Just put your feet on a small trash can or stack of magazines. The 35-degree angle is KEY. Trust me on this. Your colon will thank you.
[ 67 replies ]
@FiberKing 01/14/95 16:22
My morning coffee routine (guaranteed results)
1. Wake up 2. Large glass of water 3. Strong black coffee 4. Wait 15 minutes 5. Nature calls Works every. Single. Time. You're welcome.
[ 234 replies ]
══ BATHROOM REVIEWS ══
@ThroneScout 01/15/95 12:00
REVIEW: Denny's on Highway 101 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Cleanliness: 4/5 Privacy: 3/5 (thin walls) Toilet Paper: 5/5 (the good stuff!) Ambiance: 4/5 Overall: Would poop again. Pro tip: The handicap stall has an outlet. Charged my Gameboy while I was in there.
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@WandererOfStalls 01/13/95 19:45
AVOID: Bus station downtown ⭐
No door on the stall. NO DOOR. The toilet seat was... sticky. I saw things I cannot unsee. I held it for another 3 hours after this. 0/5 would not recommend to my worst enemy.
[ 47 replies ]
══ HORROR STORIES ══
@SurvivorDave 01/15/95 08:30
The time I clogged my boss's toilet
Company Christmas party. 1993. Used the "executive bathroom" because the regular one was occupied. Let's just say the plumber had to be called. And I got a "promotion" to the branch office in New Jersey the following month. Coincidence? I think not.
[ 189 replies ]
@NeverAgain 01/12/95 23:11
The auto-flush incident of '94
Airport bathroom. I shifted slightly. The sensor activated. I was not finished. The splash radius was... significant. Had to buy new pants from the gift shop. Those "SkyMall" pants cost $89.
[ 312 replies ]
══ PLUMBING TECH SUPPORT ══
@DesperateDan 01/15/95 07:22
URGENT: Toilet won't stop running
It's been 3 days. The sound is driving me insane. Jiggling the handle doesn't work anymore. My water bill is going to be astronomical. PLEASE HELP. I haven't slept.
[ 28 replies ]
@PlumberPete 01/14/95 14:55
Re: URGENT: Toilet won't stop running
@DesperateDan - Easy fix! 1. Remove tank lid 2. Find the flapper (rubber thing at bottom) 3. Check for warping or debris 4. Replace if needed ($3 at hardware store) If that doesn't work, it's the fill valve. That's a $15 part. DO NOT call a plumber. They will charge $200 for a 10 minute job. Trust me, I would know.
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